Noobs.live is a modern message board built with Rust (Actix-web API) and Elixir (Phoenix WebSockets) for high-performance real-time communication. Features include anonymous posting with tripcodes, 20 themed boards, live message updates, real-time user counts, and adaptive performance scaling. The platform uses MySQL for persistence, Redis for caching and pub/sub, and includes CSRF protection, rate limiting, and automatic resource optimization for optimal performance on any server environment.